Useless Weekend, Falin for Mother’s Day

The latest issue of Time magazine has gone unopened by both my consort and me since we heard the 100 most important people IN THE WORLD include more than a few kkkrazies with nominal followings. That’s like Food & Wine devoting half an issue to vegans breeding with PETA and inciting peanut shock. Which might explain how I got sucked into the online edition of Newsweek and probably one of the most ridiculous stories ever compiled: American cheese, focused on . . . Vermont. I guess it could have been dumber. They could have headed to Wisconsin.