In other low crimes, Time magazine’s superb how-the-sausage-is-sold photo blog shows another of the chefs sentenced to serve a simian snipping rosemary in the White House garden for the water-toasting fete for Sarkozy. Which seems very Alice Watersy until you notice the digital op was 10/31 and the dinner was not till 11/6. This crew must plan state dinners about as well as invasions. Who knows how many millions in lamb went missing while the herbs dried out?