Bring their own pork

One of my sources passed along some related good gossip from the soon-to-be center of the universe: Carpetbagger chefs are taking over the town for all the poshest parties, with local heroes mostly shunned. I thought the pettiness in the foodosphere was out of control before. I can’t wait for four more years of this. It’s always Alice’s world; suck up or you don’t even get to fart in it.