Hagiography, you say?

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So much for BFFs. Saint Alice finally gets her wish and she’s written right out of the front-page story. (Motherfucked, you could say.) But maybe the onetime carriers of the holy water are all skeert of the blogosphere. Mere days after Natural Wonderwoman was credited in DI/DO with bending the Big O to her demands, she’s portrayed as a total loser in the business pages, at least in the text. I’m starting to think it’s all a scheme to get readers to slog through acres of type to see what the latest take is. Call it Winners & Sinners 2.0.

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