Please, sir, more pizza?

Everyone had a pretty good laugh recently at Domino’s for offering pasta bowls: starchy pasta loaded into starchy bread. Didn’t seem so funny when my consort brought home a newspaper food section from Virginia. In an awkward combination of Father’s Day fare and Depression dining, it showcased three AP features on pizza every which way teamed with one headlined “Don’t Forget the Breadsticks.” And with my stomach still recovering, I’m sorry I looked at it closer. It suggested making a sweet version and dipping them in “microwaved purchased vanilla frosting.” Yes, make the breadsticks from scratch and cheat on the frosting. I guess you can’t get that at “the Hut.” At least not without an “insulin not included” warning.