Funny how the worst body in Foodland since Prudhomme has been able to strut around in shorts for years with only adulation ensuing. Let a firm-and-taut woman who has already done an incalculable amount of good for the cause of eating right step out in Arizona-appropriate attire, though, and the both Villagers and the KKKrazies go even crazier. I used to wonder where Panchito was when the news first surfaced that a prospective FLOTUS had a Lady Macbeth streak. Really sad that he was off bingeing and purging. No wonder he couldn’t report straight.