It says something about how much nonsense floods my Writeme box that I actually read a “release” about shot-hustling kosher girls heading out on the first night of Hanukkah and took it for a flout (flack tout) rather than the spoof it so obviously was. Wasn’t it? In my defense, the scam thing landed not long after I got something from an apparently legit agency hustling salsa made with pancetta. And maple syrup. And walnuts. Why not throw in some raspberries and chocolate?