The 40-year-old breast dough

Another new cookbook is unsettling for a different reason. It’s missing the sticky bun recipe, I guess because rat turds are hard for the average home cook to come by. And it makes me realize a heart-breakingly devoted employee was really just chopped liver. Not a mention of the West Indian who worked longer and harder than the boss herself. Instead there’s a guy who, if he was around 27 years ago, was not makin’ the muffins. Talk about shaking cockroaches out of aprons. . .