Some things I Tweeted: You should never need to Wiki a celebrity chef. Here’s where I stop in a review: When a restaurant no longer open is described as successful. Bad restaurants could clean up by offering $12.03.5 deals, priced right. Thursday Styles sees black people, doesn’t note they’re now outnumbered in Harlem. Water-packed tuna is the chickenshit of the sea — worst legacy of the fat-fearing frenzy. And David Sedaris goes there, on grossness in China.