Bertolli champignon

I don’t think it was intended as a spoof, but the half-page ad an Italian-American group took out in the hometown paper was pretty amusing. Protesting some sportscaster’s dissing of a golfer with a name perceived to be one step up from Guido, it listed Graziano and Marciano and Colavito. I read the thing twice looking for the D chef. Either I’m blind or they are embarrassed.