Just imagine if the writer so taken with a nutcase who has stockpiled a houseful of dehydrated crap had thought to go profiling in Harlem when what looks to be a rather impressive book was originally published. A Congressman who represents his city extremely well would be gliding toward reelection without being taunted by the ghosts of Jayson Blair. I mean. Really. Did neither “reporter” nor subject read “The Road”? These survivalist pantries will provide distracting side trips on the expressway to oblivion, but without water, how will you make milk?