Yawns, in Technicolor

Then again, this really is the season for crazy booze. The relocated Kefi has apparently proudly installed an “ouzo shot machine,” which sounds like something that will make you break out in karaoke — imagine hearing “I Will Survive” in Greek. Or don’t. And a new line of vodka has inflicted flavors like “pumpkin pie” and “black truffle” on the world. Maybe the hog logo is not an accident on the latter’s label, though — it could not be more indicative of swill.