The internets were alive with the sound of mocking when the new “food media” program was announced at the school that mistook itself for a cube. Talk about those who can, do. If anyone wants to pay to learn how to start a blog, I have a 7-year-old I can recommend as a teacher. I do have to say, though, “the ethics of comps” is one of the more fascinating turns of phrase ever. Hasn’t the ongoing national circus proven you cannot be just a little bit pregnant?